you do have a way with words & a lot of those words happen to be of questionable content

what's grosser?

2012-02-16T03:04:00.000-04:00

the fact that girl's bodies make people or that boy's bodies make itty bitty sperm? these are the things i think about ...
also, robby and i had a talk today. about him shaving off his beard. i have so many mixed feelings about it.

i want to marry this song

2012-02-15T01:43:00.001-04:00

Hey George you’re peculiar, alive in my TV
This will put you to sleep, I have no fear
My life is simple, how do you fill your days?
Push your antics like drugs and sex and I do it just the same

Make me laugh
Forget about my day
Disturb me in your
Lo-fi teenage way

And I don’t believe a word you say
I tried to turn off today
But the same time every dark day
I am wasting time on you

Boy, you’re something special like the freaks I used to know
This means nothing at all but I have no fear
Just make me laugh, forget about my day
Feed me adolescent cutaways

I don’t believe a word you say
I tried to turn you off today
But the same time every dark day
I’m wasting all my time on…
I’m wasting all my time on…

I’m wasting all my time on you.

be in this place

2012-02-12T01:45:00.000-04:00

am i excited to go home and see these girls again? yes.
i don't know when that's going to be. around march 10th if my calculations are correct ...............

............. i wish i could just stop time on relationships back home while i'm in fredericton. even though they've always been good at staying in the same place and always being there when i come back it's not like actually being there the whole time.

du nu nu na

2012-02-12T01:11:00.000-04:00

i just remembered an old secret handshake of sorts my friend and i had in grade six that i haven't done in years. i just did it out of instinct and i conplety forgot where i was and what year it was. for a few moments i was back in sixth grade.
then i came to with quite the sense of panic.
it was an intense moment.

i moustache you a question .....

2012-02-11T23:12:00.000-04:00

... did you enjoy my tequila fuelled post last night?
also, i'm making valentines. they revolve heavily around shapes cut of from construction paper.
as you may or may not have guessed ... i'm making robby's right now.

ample resting periods are often required after tequila nights.

i'm too tequila for this right now.

2012-02-11T03:05:00.001-04:00

what is the point of you right now? basically tonight i wanted to push him out of my sight and ignore the fact that he's a person. cause i don't want that in my life night row. it was comfortable for a while but that shit is over. SO BE OVER GODDAMN IT.
i should just drink tequila from now on. it brings out the best in me. in the sense that i'm about to die from laughter at this:

you're gonna have to come see the dram2170 play in order to get it, but i will say we're basically all sluts. which could be proven if you've ever been to a cast party.

and i had the best moment of my LIFE when straight up by paula abdul come on. saula represent.
and i'm just going to leave this here in regards to what ahppened mid-november. you know what i'm talking about ...

all that stuff has been bugging me my whole life, cept the part about being tall. i've had family eating disorder interventions for gods sake.

also, here's some opictures that i've saved on my laptop. they must be funny or else why would i have saved them?

so we can devise that ...
rum makes me feel sexy and i usually end up with a boy by the en of the night.
vodka makes me puke and hate everything i do with my life.
gin makes me slighty compsed but still so shitfaced i can't tell what's happening.
whiskey makes me restless.
and tequlia makes me ... i don't know if there's a word for it. unfiltered? blunt?

i honestly don't give a fuck any more.

no, i shall surround myself with 18 year olds for as long as i please.

2012-02-10T00:47:00.000-04:00

"well, i hate to do this to you but ... i don't think we're going to make it to your scene tonight."
"oh thank god, i'm so relieved. i thought you were going to say you were cutting my part."

i think i almost died. literally every time that kid opens his mouth i get happy because i know something just so out in left field is going to come out of it. so much so that you actually begin to wonder whether or not he's always stoned.
"what if all the air ... just turned into wood?"
other baked people would think about that for a while and have a break-down.

sweet part of the city

2012-02-05T23:34:00.000-04:00

read tyler's post about first year love ... made me think of all my first year friends and where we are now. most of them are graduating this year, which means most of them are moving to places far from NB. i've heard england to alberta.
it kind of makes me wish things could be like this forever.
we were talking to a guy last night at formal who said 'just fuck off as much as our can during first year.' it got me thinking ... even though that ship has already sailed i did a good job of making timeless first year memories. making out with boys in the computer lab, dress-up nights, painting with bob ross wednesdays, watching youtube with liz and nick for hours, making muffins, bradford fights, mudslides.
it was a great year.

i have here in my hands ...

2012-02-05T20:51:00.000-04:00

the script.
hello script, i think we are going to be together forever. actually, you have a lot riding on your. i'm counting on you to come through and bring about the kind of timeless quotes we got last
term. but no pressure or anything ... i'm sure i'll love you no matter what.

my first nightmare

2012-01-31T11:41:00.000-04:00

i don't know if it counts. it was horrific (and i'm actually shocked my mind could come up with something that twisted) but ... it had a happy ending. do nightmares usually have happy ending? or was this just a freaky dream?
but i woke up and decided i would be less creeped out by it if i went back to sleep. so i did ... and slept though history.
turns out history was cancelled.
success liz.
frail professor.

i keep fearing this is the calm before some sort of metaphorical storm. life is just too good.
i also feel like any day now i'm going to get sick. so so so sick.
or maybe 2011 was the year of crippling illness. i was sick all through feb of last year with whatever illness i started to feel right after nick and i broke apart from that kiss. and then there was august when i was so sick i was on antibiotics for the first time in my life. and then there was my stomach flu in october ... after i left nick's that morning.
conclusion: nick makes me sick.

things i want to do with my life:

2012-01-30T02:11:00.001-04:00

- the next vanna white.
- one of those people who wash animals off with dawn soap after an oil spill like in the commercials.
- sex column writer.
- someone who smokes weed and paints in a tiny apartment in nyc.
- the owner of a tacky souvenir cart on a tropical island like aruba.
- worker in some kind of factory that makes something like toothpaste.

the possibilities are endless.

also, this happened:

talk about random. the last time i talked to this guy was april 21st 2009. the was also the only time i talked to this guy. he survived countless fbook purges because of his beard. i feel kind of weird about that because if his face was hairless then he wouldn't have seen the year 2010 as my facebook friend.
i bet he's wondering why i still have him as a friend. bet he doesn't suspect it's his beard. also, about the first thirty times someone mentioned justin beiber i thought they were talking about this guy.

my purse

2012-01-29T23:52:00.000-04:00

we have this sort of love ...
he was just abandoned one day at wal-mart. i found him and checked his price. he was only ten dollars and was perfect in every way for me so i bought him.
a few weeks ago i was walking home on saturday night when all of a sudden the poor guy had enough and his strap just broke off right in the middle of my walk (which was kind of for-shadowing the rest of my night ...) i was rather upset. he and i have been through a lot together. this summer linds, moo and i had all had the same style of bag, black over-the-shoulder. it reminded me of our friendship.
i fixed him and pinned my letters to him.
he better feel the love and not break again cause i'm trying to make this long-term thing work.

just smile

2012-01-26T22:11:00.000-04:00

life is too good not to smile. i even sat in the classics lounge today and talked to robe guy. there's a guy at unb who just wears a robe, it kind of looks like an asian ceremonial robe ... i don't know. but he's just as socially awkward as you would expect! now if i only had a pair of nude high heels to complete my formal outfit i would have everything i want in the world. except world peace.
nd to know what damn play we are doing in 2170.

it's a special kind of love.

2012-01-25T23:54:00.000-04:00

drama llama.
i think i'm crazy attached to most organizations/things i belong to. shall we take dram2170 for example? i know i talk about this class a lot but that's only because i devote a great deal of my time to that class. there's class time and rehearsal time but there's also bonding time outside of class. today vanessa, matty, robby and i went to dkt for dinner. where we sat and talked about the penises that we have known. well, the girls talked. half way through we stopped and watched robby look uncomfortable for a while.

you motherfucccc-ahhh.

2012-01-25T01:59:00.000-04:00

oh boy, oh nick.
it's weird now that things have to change with him and i.
i have to suck it up and walk home in the freezing cold at night instead of falling asleep wrapped up in his warmth. and with only a few months left of being in the same province.

hello.

2012-01-22T17:13:00.000-04:00

"don't look, it will just make you sicker."

i think that was a moment for sure.

last night i dreamed

2012-01-21T11:00:00.000-04:00

we did the 2170 show again but instead of sets we just had one door, we had no props, costumes or anything. i wore a white shirt, red pants and blue shoes.
also, i was dating a small asian man instead of robby.

all i remember is this:

2012-01-19T23:39:00.000-04:00

the itsy bitsy spider went up and over the moon
down came the rain and washed out all the spoons
when i get all steamed up
here my shout
tip me over and pour me out.

my friends and i made that up in grade nine. i actually don't know how the real thing goes.

rivers of glue!

2012-01-19T00:05:00.000-04:00

today i did two VERY VERY BALLSY THING.

ballsy thing number one: i used power tools whilst we built a drama thing. that right, plural! not only did i use a drill for the very first time (i don't understand drills ... sometimes the drill spins with the screw and sometimes the fucking thing just spun in my hand) ... and i used the old power mitre saw again. of course, i was the last one of our group of 12 to use it. i was trying to hide behind everything and everyone, but damn that mike. so i sucked it up and sliced through a piece of wood even though i was visibly tense and nervous. after matty and vanessa gave me hugs. i have the best drama friends, i love them lots.
best quote:
"oh yeah, let's just let clement eyeball things. let's put him in charge of africa. border disputes? he can eyeball them!"
like i said, i love us.

ballsy thing number two: i initiated 'the talk' i fucking fucking fuckinggggggggggggggg hate the talk. it's never fun for anyone involved. but i did it. he came over after drama na di made dinner, spaghetti, and we did that thing from that disney movie that i never saw where the two animals take a piece of spaghetti and use it to make the two of you kiss. cept somehow he got sauce all over his face. i was all adorable and cleaned it off for him. things went great after that. it just seemed right. i asked what we 'were', he rambled for a while and then eventually asked if i wanted to be his girlfriend.
THANK
FUCKING
TITS.
so now i have a boyfriend whose birthday is on valentines day. thanks for the pressure, that's kind of a big deal. i'll just have sex with him or something.

today was not crap

2012-01-17T00:08:00.000-04:00

not that i was expecting it to be ... but you can never be too sure.
it all started when i woke up to a text from liz asking what my living plans are for next year. i said we should be roomies. it wasn't until cindy and i were walking to the classics lounge that i realized it was three years ago today that liz and i officially became roomies. i told her this and we think it's a sign. then i had a great time in the classics lounge. those people are pretty entertaining. then drama times omg lolololoomghahahyayayaya. samuel gave me a piece of gum that tasted like apple pie. len came in wearing a trench coat. i was standing with robby at the time (who once has a penchant for wearing them) and we had a great moment. we split up and half of the class (aka the suckers) had to go down to the wood shop and build a drama thing. we (the winners) got to stay upstairs. we were statues for the first half of the class. we spend a lot of time being statues. i had some great moments as a statue. i was a dead girl being mourned by the guys, then i was an ancient roman warrior, then i was a tiger hunter, then i was a guilt-stricken mourner. then ... we all sat down in a circle and the most amazing thing happened. i. saw. clement's. face. he's six foot six, essentially just a torso to me. but we were sitting down and he was kind of at eye level. it's amazing because the first conversation he and i had i was literally craning my neck. of course i'm so shocked i screech 'oh my god, it's your face!' ... while everyone else is dead silent ... and then everyone laughed. then robby, matty and i went to the sub for food. when matty went to class i dragged robby back to my place and he showed me how to do my build assignment for drama. and now all i have to do is copy his work! i rewarded him with kisses and cupcakes. then the spyce party, where in ordered some more mint body wash and had some laughs!

willow

2012-01-15T12:17:00.000-04:00

this is not enjoyable for me. five bucks to anyone who guesses what two things in my life are not enjoyable. the last time i did that the person got it. i asked her what two drama guys she thought i had kissed the past night. she got it with no trouble at all.

so. (i was just going to use that title but i guess i've used it before)

2012-01-12T20:35:00.000-04:00

i'm creative.
i have the icing. i need milk and i need eggs. i'm going to get those tomorrow and everything should be peachy come saturday.
I AM GOING TO BE BALLSY.
(seriously, mr. spell-check? you have no problem with the word ballsy but have no fucking clue what i mean when i say movie, sorority or clementine?)

cause years ago i wrote posts like this

2012-01-12T02:43:00.000-04:00

drama friends have been taking each of my tibbits demons and killing them
we saw a rainbow
we sat in dkt
we are the bestest friends in the whole wide world
i liked it
i'm getting to used to this
just cause you're actually a giant doesn't mean you don't have to act like one
sittin in the sub
it will be three years tomorrow
it really has been three years
dinner, he better like my cooking
i can't tell anything
i think i'm going to bake cupcakes

horrific stories.

THIS

2012-01-11T23:42:00.000-04:00

i love this.

solid advice.
is her your boyfriend? - yes - are you sure?
mah lifeeeeeeeee.

hum

2012-01-09T00:53:00.000-04:00

so today at the meeting i learned tia also has a blog. should i seek it out? nah. why bother?
and really all i want to talk about is robby. basically, this is the inside of my head: robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby. robby.
it's an interesting place.
nick has probably forgotten about this thing by now, i should be able to put it public again.

so.

2012-01-06T18:00:00.000-04:00

got some crazy news over facebook. by reading a cousin's status.
crazy is not the right word to use but i'm still not sure what i should actually feel.
it's not like i don't care, i mean ... he was my grandfather.
i call him grandfather because i feel like it's the most formal, most respectful. grampie, gramps, grandpa ... they all have a warm feeling to them. it doesn't seem right to call him anything other than grandfather, or chester. all my life he's been chester. i guess my grandfather, chester ... he died on wednesday. i didn't find out until last night. if it weren't for facebook i'd still be in the dark. so there i was, sitting in my room just wondering ... why my cousin had 'rip chester' in her status. wouldn't i know if my own grandfather had died? you'd think so. i checked other facebook pages, condolences were being offered. so there i was. confused as all hell.
thank god for my sister. if you think i don't take things seriously you should see my sister. she can make light of any situation. she decided to initiate 'occupy cottage' in protest to not being told about it. and she reminded me that there is a good chance we might get to see our cousin melissa, who hasn't been around since summer of 2009.
and robby. he made everything else better.
so now here i am.

for a day where i didn't want to get out of bed ...

2012-01-04T22:51:00.000-04:00

it turned out amazing.
i realized there was no point in going to history today because the prof would just rehash everything she told us during the other first class and i'd sit there and be like 'kay, w/e, i hate this class.' so i sat in bed and wrote a letter to linds instead.
when i got to classics who ended up sitting down beside me but the first guy i ever loved? who recently got engaged! and two other mack people showed up! and two boys with nerd glasses!
the prof was late so i got to catch up with the boy again. and oh my god, the fuckin' eyes on that one. i could still get lost in them. he was wearing a leather jacket though, and nothing turns me off like a leather jacket on a man.
after that i went to nicks. russell was there and they were both having baileys. i was having judgement. and temptation. i fucking love baileys. but i can't go to drama drunk. not after what happened last time. and then chuck moved in! i haven't seen chuck in like a year and then all of a sudden he's roomies with nick.
then, and this might have been the best moment of my day ... i went to drama. and i saw my drama besties! AND ROBBY WAS WEARING A SWEATER VEST. that boy can wear a sweater vest ..... i think it's the beard. our new drama prof then went around the room and told us all our names. somehow. i don't even understand. we were all like 'WTF?!?' and clapped afterwards.
then we mimed stuff. like tug of war. i fell on my butt.
that's right, i played imaginary tug of war today.
WHAT DID YOU DO IN CLASS?
then after class we all spent time hanging out together. we helped matty find her next class and had awesome time and cuddles and everything.

so first day of class was not all that bad. maybe i won't skip so many this term (haha)

it feels like

2012-01-03T15:12:00.000-04:00

i've been waiting for this day for the past FOREVER. but it's here. i'm going to vomit.

so guyssssssss

2011-12-31T10:33:00.000-04:00

here'sa list of clothing items i bought before robby:
- a grey sweater
- another grey sweater, but bigger.
- a black cropped thingy
- a dark blue and grey striped top
- a navy blue sweater

and then here's all the things i bought the other day when i took advantage of boxing days sales ... and now that there's robby:
- an itty bitty bitty pink cami
- an itty bitty frilly white cami
- a sheer white button down top
- a beige lacy dress
- some sexy pants
- a lacy and frilly top
- a very see through white sweater

notice something? i got a lot more adorable.

i had a great night last night with everyone. the regular bitches were there, and i mean bitches in a good way. respectfully. even though lindsay died and the navy were almost called ... our lives rock.

wedge day

2011-12-22T03:04:00.000-04:00

i guess as your grow older these are the things that mean the most.
today, december 22nd, is know as wedge day to me and my three best friends from grade school. this is the day of the year where no matter what, we get together. a little pre christmas tradition.
it's called wedge day because we eat food in wedge shapes.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

not my own words

2011-12-21T01:12:00.000-04:00

i gotta role though the days without you here
i got a shock
shock
hurts to heal.

phack. i really like that kid and i'm not gonna see him for a while. someone cheer me up.

Things that's suck:

2011-12-13T23:55:00.000-04:00

The next time I see my beard friend will be 2012.
Also, I have an exam the day after my 21st birthday.
But I'm mostly bummed about not seeing that guy for a while. He has an awesome beard.
I also miss my drama classes. Xmas break really gets in the way of my enjoyment of school.

Sorority girls and blogs

2011-12-07T22:28:00.001-04:00

so yeah, i did what i did. i really did. but i was venting it the only form i knew how. i wasn't writing it with he intention of having the other girls read it and chuckle at it. i was writing it because i needed a release

so this is why

2011-11-19T12:37:00.000-04:00

girls often have guy friends. not just for the epic challenge of getting out of the friend zone and into his pants.
gotcha.

but yeah, the things with the whoppie cushion atiken boy fizzled. i just found out from on of my sisters last night that it was because of someone telling him that i didn't come home the night i was drunk adventuring with nick. so he thought i was sleeping with nick. if only that were the truth. so now i'm in a pickle. do i tell him and risk the possibility of him not caring and the risk that he's good friends with many of my sisters? i don't really have much to lose i guess.

fashion sense?

2011-11-18T17:57:00.000-04:00

your tired to get your friend to buy going out clothes at reitmans.

really?
really?
really?!!

eveskies

2011-11-15T23:38:00.000-04:00

her uncalled for bitch moment of the day:
painting a lovely portrait of myself on my arm in nail polish. she telling me to stop cause nail polish is expensive. she has over 100 bottles. she is never going to use them all. STFU and leave me alone to paint all over my body if i wish.

my punchline

2011-11-15T22:10:00.000-04:00

Russ says:
guess what im wearing
Elizabeth says:
nerd glasses!?!?!?
Russ says:
and...
Elizabeth says:
... your sexy pants?
Russ says:
a suit
:)
Elizabeth says:
ARE YOU GOING TO A BUSINESS SEMINAR?

one day he and i were hanging out and then he had to go to a business seminar so we part ways. three minutes later he comes chasing up behind me all freaked/embarrassed because when he showed up in jeans and a hoodie everyone else was wearing suits. it was a pivotal moment.

confession

2011-11-14T22:22:00.001-04:00

i'm listening to my canadian idol season one cd. it's worn out from being played so much.
i was crazy obsessed with that show, i had idol fever to say the least. i loved everything about it. i loved the music, the judges, ben mulroney's chin ... it was unconditional love. my sister was the same way. we'd watch it religiously and always voted after the show.
i don't even know how many times we watched the tapes we made of it. we listened to the cd pretty much all the time. audrey was our favourite but we also liked ryan and billy. years later my musical tastes have expanded. i still love love love the sound of billy's voice but i fell in love with jenny's too. we didn't like jenny at the time, we thought she was just too odd and that they were making a big deal over her mediocre voice. now i get it, her voice is amazballs. i still have some of the music on my ipod and oh the shame, i made the first season into a dvd. i have it in my room ... and now i want to watch it sooo badly.

fuck yeah!

2011-11-10T22:48:00.001-04:00

a whole weekend of no passive-aggression or meowing freaks!

bets!

2011-11-08T23:12:00.000-04:00

i'm taking bets on how long that apple core is gonna chill on the table. i want to see if i can get a good pot going for this.
also, was observing russell's roomies today whilst dining with him. no passive aggression ... so jelly. also, kid greets me wearing nerd glasses, goodbye platonic friendship, hello panty drop.

and this

2011-11-07T23:04:00.000-04:00

Elizabeth says:
oh you know ...
THE GUY I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO JUST GOT ENGAGED.
Russ says:
so nick got engaged, eh
i mean i got engaged, eh
i mean nick got engaged to me, eh

...

2011-11-07T22:22:00.000-04:00

the guy i lost my virginity to just got engaged .................. can we all just take a moment to take a gulp of air?

just perfect

2011-11-07T01:15:00.001-04:00

i recently learned you can view past google searches. well one night nick and i were just spending quality time together and we started googleing random things. here is part of our search.

those are special.
i found another day where i apparently searched for harry potter porn and then an hour later for the ratio of gay to straight men. i don't even have to question whether or not joel was using my computer. joel was using my computer.

argh.

2011-11-06T17:25:00.000-04:00

it's funny actually, she looks like she's pergo, yet she hates kids. and when she does see a kid out in public she whines and complains about it... thus making herself sound exactly like that kid.
i need to be nicer but it's really really hard.

yet another baby step

2011-11-05T14:55:00.001-03:00

we're getting there.

time, where did you go?

2011-11-04T13:12:00.000-03:00

like srsly, wtf? how am i so busy? i'm never usually busy but lately it seems like i have a billionty things to do every day. yesterday for example ... mid-term studying began at 9am, class at 1, mid-term at 2:30, homework from 4 till 7:30, play till 10, visit with liz, nick and hansika and then xbox with a boy till like ... 1:30. plus, i somehow managed to be in the sub for 10:30 doing more homework. i guess that's a good thing ... but it's totally out of character. and then there was tutorial (me marvelling at the hunky tutorial leader).
i realized something weird in my three minute walk to class. i passed three different people i knew and one called me elizabeth, one called me fred and one called me liz.
i have a lot of names.

i'm at the point

2011-11-02T01:34:00.001-03:00

... but then he was waiting for like a minute.

advice for 17 year old liz

2011-11-01T02:07:00.000-03:00

i got the idea from nathalie ... but i changed the age to 17 cause i was a december baby and wasn't 18 until halfway through first year.

- stand up to cath and tell her you don't want to be roomies, it will never work out.
- don't spend so much time being in love with your biology teacher ... he's your biology teacher ... it's not going to work out.
- emily, shayne and lauren are three of the most precious and important friends you will ever have, keep that in mind this year.
- that grad party you're planning to throw at your cottage without parental knowledge will not go as planned.
- make more swimming/jimmies dates with your friends, those will be your fondest memories of your grade 12 year.
- don't waste your time with matt, he's not that cute. flirt with brent, he's really cute!
- cut your hair shorter.
- put some kind of effort into your math grade.
- tibbits will be the hardest time in your life but looking back i wouldn't change anything about your time there. just keep your head above water.
- don't scoff at the iota beta chi poster every time you see it in the bathroom. THOSE GIRLS ARE NOT PROBABLY BITCHES. YOU WILL BE A PART OF IT SOMEDAY.
- DO NOT TAKE ASTRONOMY.
- don't let timmy become so so so important to you. he's a cool guy to watch chuck with and fool around with, but nothing more.

this is why he's my friend

2011-10-31T22:34:00.000-03:00

Elizabeth says:
and your cat as well.
ah no!
i've made out with my future father in law.
Nicolas says:
heh not future
were already married
hahah
hahahahah
muahahahah
what is that, like a ms robynson thing?

james and lily

2011-10-31T22:09:00.001-03:00

11 more days! then i can complete my harry potter collection. seven books and eight movies. for shiz taking the WHOLE DAY OFF and watching all 8 movies back-to-back like a professional hermit.
except i have to go to classes. i always go to classes.

MORE EMM SONGS

2011-10-30T23:13:00.000-03:00

NEW SINGLE. OMG. DOWNLOADED IT. i caught sight of the look on my face when itunes asked if i wished to purches it. my mouth was open, i had a HUGE, ridiculous looking smile on my face, my eyes were tearing up a bit (more than a bit), and i was nodding my head at an alarming rate.
I WILL LOVE IT FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

i forgot to mention

2011-10-30T22:57:00.000-03:00

he's an aitken boy. i'm a tibbits girl. could i make it any more obvious?

he was a skater boy
she said see you later boy
he wasn't good enough for her
... it's what's in my head now.

i sense tension

2011-10-30T13:26:00.000-03:00

it's in the house somewhere. someone is not happy with someone. it's most likely me they're not happy with. i seem to have this talent ... i've had it ever since i bleached the shit out of my hair. it's called 'i walk into a room, see a guy, think about how much i want him, have him following me around like a puppy by the end of the night.' it's worked on every guy except one, DAMN YOU MAN-PRIZE. last night i set my sights on a guy dressed as a whoopee cushion. i had some obstacles to overcome but in the end he ended up being around me a lot. and then the party dwindled down to a small handful of people and he was making it obvious that it was below freezing out and i had no business walking home and i agreed with him. and i give him an A when it comes to cuddles.
also,

"if you're fred ... what's emily's nickname?"
"ernst"
"erin?"
"she's mini."
"what about rachel?"
"truck driver."

that crackedus up so much cause rachel was the furthest thing from a truck driver ever!

it was a long time ago

2011-10-28T00:27:00.000-03:00

today, i hung out with the first friends i made when i came to unb. minus jackie who's god knows where, knee deep in asians. but it was nice. i was just thinking about how much of an idiot i was when i first met these people.

frick.

2011-10-27T00:48:00.001-03:00

double frick.

i was getting work done ...

2011-10-26T20:15:00.001-03:00

then my roomie and her bf came home and started cooking. then i started listening to that.

"do you want perogies?"
"yes"
"mozza sticks?"
"yes"
"spaghetti?"
"yes"
"garlic bread"
"yes"
"cheese on it?"
"yes"
"cheddar ok?"
'no!"

okay, i'm paraphrasing but the point is ... with my lack of apatite of late i'm just about going to be sick thinking about that meal. i'll stick to eating half a granola bar for breakfast. because the whole thing is too big. so big that i have to save the other half for later. i'm actually going to look like a skeleton come halloween. i won't need that cute little french maid costume. my own body will be my costume.

and they're eating now. smells good. like garlic. i like it most of all because the first guy i ever loved kissed me for the first time after eating something with garlic in it. since i can't concentrait on anything because they're eating RIGHT OUTSIDE MY ROOM i'm going to answer questions about neopets.

01: When did you start playing Neopets and how old is your current account? i was 11 years old, man. 11. my account is 9 years.

02: How did you find out about Neopets? emily and devin!

03: Favourite Neopets species? usulllll

04: How many pets do you own and which is your favourite? four, and i can decided between moonbeam and petrigirl.

05: Favourite Paint Brush colour? maracite

06: Favourite Labray only colour? chocolate

07: Favourite Petpet species? slorg!

08: Favourite Petpet colour? phft.

09: Favourite Petpetpet species? the snail guy

10: Favorite Neopian world? tryannia, on account of it's artwork

11: Which team do you pick for the Altador Cup and why? i just pick one, no reasons behind it.

12: Favourite Avatar? the tnt aaa one

13: Which chat boards do you usually chat in? none. they're all fucktards there.

14: Are you in a guild? yusssss.

15: Favourite Faerie? souuuuuuuuups. i soup. you soup? soup soup soup.

16: Do you have a gallery and does it have a theme? yus and yus/

17: Do you use the Battledome? yeah

18: Do you use the NC Mall? no

19: Favourite shop to shop at? hawt dawgs

20: Favourite game? turmac roll, eh.

21: How many items are currently in your Safety Deposit Box? 11710. nine years of crap.

22: Whats the most amount of Neopoints you’ve ever had at one time? millions.

23: Do you use the Stock Market? sporadically

24: Favourite Daily (ex. Coltzan’s Shrine, Tombola, etc.)? tombola!

25: Do you decorate your Neohome(s)? my CLASSIC neohome!

26: What is a Paint Brush colour TNT should release next? no opinion.

27: Favourite hero? Favourite Villian? mah and mah

28: Favourite plot or site event? uhm ... the tyranina thing from when i was a newb was cool.

Day 29: Are there certain items you collect? bitten green apples FTW.

Day 30: Why do you like Neopets? because i'm quirky.

yeah, her bf and i have never been good pals. WHICH IS WEIRD CAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO SET THEM UP. THAT'S RIGHT MR. YOU HAVE ME TO THANK FOR YOUR HAPPINESS. HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW A LITTLE GODDAMN APPRECIATION? nah, just kidding. i don't actually care the least bit.

i really want to email all the girls from first year and just inform them as to how big nick's penis really is. i feel like it would provide some closure for those who were not as fortunate as i. should i write that here? i'm not sure if i should. ahhhh, whatevski. it's true. because we all actually spent time talking about that for some reason. AND NOW I KNOW. i touched it, it was fun.

adventure of the day

2011-10-24T17:53:00.002-03:00

i went with my friend to get his hair cut and to look at new glasses. he would not, no matter how much i wanted him to, get a comb-over and horn-rimmed glasses. which i guess is for the best. nothing screws up a good platonic friendship than an uncontrollable attraction to the other.

heart and soul

2011-10-23T23:09:00.000-03:00

i downloaded a countdown app. what i'm counting down to is funny and sad at the same time.

blerg

2011-10-22T22:01:00.002-03:00

don't feel good.
do this sometime:
Memory Jar: Adding memories throughout the year and then reading them on New Year's Eve.

bows

2011-10-21T00:48:00.000-03:00

i don't know what it is, maybe i'm just an awful person ... but i DON'T LIKE THE BOW MY ROOMIE IS WEARING IN HER HAIR RIGHT NOW. i just had to get that out. it looks ... not cute.

i made you this rant

2011-10-19T12:11:00.000-03:00

KAY. i am not in a good mood for once. i have a stomach virus that i have to fight off all on m own. and it sucks and i feel nauseated. and my unb email isn't working because they made the switch to some connected thing which uses outlook, what a blast from the past. srsly, the last time i used the was on windows 98. over a decade ago. and i'm prettyyyy sure i got ripped off at the tims in the sub again. a danish and bottle of just SHOULD NOT COME TO SIX DOLLARS. why wasn't i thinking? and now i'm eating the danish and it tastes like cherry cough medicen and butter. they used to be so good! and yeah, just rather stressed out right now.

for some reason

2011-10-18T23:57:00.000-03:00

i still think of these girls. we had such fun together for 72 minutes each day. i've always been good at finding blow-off classes but this one was on such another level, i feel like it could be in community.

liz doesn't feel all that swell

2011-10-18T12:46:00.000-03:00

intense tummy pain, no apatite and all i want to do is sleep. i was just watching my roomie eat slices of cheese dipped in bbq sauce. it was torture. this is officially the longest i've gone without taking a nap in two days. ackkkk.

yay for big sisters!

2011-10-16T17:42:00.000-03:00

so yeah ... just went through quite a bit of heavy stuff with nick. we stayed up long into the night talking about everything. and then when everything was settled we curled up together and went to sleep. warm, peaceful, sleeps.

dear me,

2011-10-15T02:38:00.002-03:00

don't you cry over this, you've been doing good so far.

i like the things my friends say to me

2011-09-30T14:08:00.002-03:00

Russ says:
sup liz
you should visit me in the librarryy
or are you a crappy friend?
you're not a crappy friend, are you?
oh god
i-i-i think she's a crappy friend
i thought you were better than that liz
hey everyone, have you heard? liz is a crapy friend
Here lies Elizabeth MAcdonald
she dies as she lived:
A crappy friend
R.I.P

sept 26th

2011-09-27T00:14:00.000-03:00

i don't know how it happened but amazing things happen to me on the 26th of septembers. it all started with a kiss. and then it was meeting nick, and timmy and russell. three very important boys, two more important than the the other ... but still. every sept 26th changes my life.
this year it was just every minute something awesome happened. i woke up with no outfit inspiration and then it saw it: nick's plaid shirt. then in class i sneezed and someone random said bless you and i felt like i had a new friend. then i was auditioning for 2170 and after my group had done our read through the director singled me out for the part i realllllly wanted and got me to read a bunch of her lines. THEN I USED A FUCKING POWER MITER SAW TO SLICE THROUGH A PIECE OF WOOD AND WAS VERY BRAVE. and then a very nice guy with curly hair and i had a conversation. and then we got internets of our own, and then i had a chat with nick. and then EM GRYNER RETWEETED MY FUCKING TWEET.
yeah, i didn't even bother to make this post look good. cause i liked this day :)

vestidious

2011-09-26T02:13:00.002-03:00

it's not so much a friendship as it is a three year long head-game.

people

2011-09-09T02:05:00.000-03:00

i was walking home from downtown alone tonight and just happened to be going at the same pace as some other guy. we walked near each other for about 30 mins and then spoke to each other at the exact same time. it was so freak. he ended up offering to walk me home. i suggested we walk through campus. which is when i ran into creepy justin! and that tyler kid and a mack frosh! oh, the torment. i miss res life. but yeah, i gave that kid my number ... maybe he will text me.

what i think disneys are about

2011-09-07T22:31:00.000-03:00

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs – A girl lives with seven short men and no questions were asked and then some lady gives her an apple which she eats at it makes her faint until a prince comes and wakes her up with a kiss.
Pinocchio – an old man builds himself a son because he doesn't produce sperm and then the boy lies a lot and his nose grows.
Dumbo – a circus elephant learns he can use his ears to fly and everyone thinks he's super duper but then something happens.
Cinderella – girl mistreated by family, rides in a pumpkin thanks to her fairy god-mother, meets boy, loses shoe, boy returns shoe, marries her.
Lady and the Tramp –a girl who is high class meets a hooker and changes her life.
Sleeping Beauty – snow white without the creepy living with dwarfs.
101 Dalmatians – a girl tries to make a coat out of 101 dogs but they all outsmart her.
The Rescuers – the fuck? never heard of this one.
The Fox and the Hound – a fox and a hound either fall in love or become bffs. and then share a plate of spaghetti and kiss.
Oliver and Company – never heard of this one either.
The Little Mermaid – a mermaid wants to be a human so she makes a deal with her dad and gets legs and has to find true love in three days or else he takes he back to the ocean. or so i figure from watching aquamarine.
Beauty and the Beast – girl with stockholm syndrome marries a beast even though there was some guy with a mustache named gaston who loved her and sang a song about himself.
Aladdin – aladdin, who is not the blue guy, makes himself into a pince so a princess will fall in love with her. (i've seen this one)
The Lion King – mustafa, the father, nala, sarabi and all the other lions love their jungle home until the dad dies and then shit gets real but i wouldn't know how real because that's when nick and i started to cuddle.
Pocahontas – a native princess jumps off a cliff and a guy named john catches her and falls in love with her but he can't date a native princess ... but they prob do anyway.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame – a hunchback walks around screaming about bells and keeping off the grass.
Hercules – prob varies greatly from the greek myth so i won't bother.
Mulan – nick and i cuddled while watching this too so who knows?
Lilo and Stitch – a girl meets an aline who becomes her brother and they go surfing in hawaii until he wants to go home.

a spool of wm stickers, a broken framed picture of their favourite manager, and a de-activated page of sensomatic labels.

2011-09-01T16:29:00.002-03:00

three things that most wal-mart employees don't end up with in their purse on their last day of work.

we've seen how far a roll of receipt paper would go, stole one of the pictures of management, i have my very own spool of wm stickers, i got about 30000 goodbye hugs, i read my favourite excerpt from harry potter to the unloaders, got my revenge on rodger for only feeding the fish once a week by taking an entire cart full of returns and hiding it all over toys/sports, spent time on the clock chillin' in the break room, wrote/revived goodbye notes, had poems read to me over the loudspeaker, had tara call the nightly meeting my goodbye part instead, received many good luck wishes in school, skipped through infants with some other girls trying to revive it's lost innocence, kass came up to me with her arms spread out and actually gave me a hug, had tara say she'll miss me, did what linds and i do, heard my last 'aut-o-motive a8twone', de-activated a whole sheet of sensomatic labels to see if they would make more than one loud ding ... they did not ...

SO MUCH MEMORY.

it's ok ...

2011-08-31T00:08:00.000-03:00

i'm not compleltly bawling right now becuase i'm not ready to move on from wm or anhything ...

two

2011-08-29T23:00:00.000-03:00

i do not have very more shifts left. together they total 20 hours. fuck, i'm going to cry. i like that place the best when we're all coming together to make it not a disgusting mess like it usually is. and when there's funny gossip.

don't lean in too close

2011-08-23T02:07:00.001-03:00

hhhooo boy, i'mma miss y'all.

blah ...

2011-08-19T00:27:00.000-03:00

it does not even feel like summer is ending. fuck, i know the last of my shifts ... it really is ending. the greeter cup is on sunday, that makes this whole thing feel like the end is near. wahhh, i'm gonna cry so hard on my last day.

blah

2011-08-16T22:36:00.000-03:00

i read this, it made my happy.

More than 32.000.000 fans on Facebook
More than 400.000.000 readers around the world
More than 320.000 fanfiction authors
And now, only 1 million have the exclusivity to help J.K build our Hogwarts online until October.
Yes, we will be the FIRST ones on Pottermore
Years ahead from now, Pottermore will be even more huge than already is, and we’re the FIRST class, the first ones to be chosen by the sorting hat, to step inside this wonderful experience. The first Slytherin class, the first Gryffindor class, the first Hufflepuff class and the first Ravenclawn class.
Congratulations. We are the chosen ones!

frick, i'm such a nerd.

maybe this ...

2011-08-15T21:00:00.001-03:00

shouldn't be named after something he said. would that lessen the torment?

i like it here right now

2011-08-15T02:09:00.000-03:00

fucking full moon ... you and your tricks. i was with linds tonight, just walking around and all of a sudden we see a trampoline so we're jumping on it and someone lights off fireworks. and then i got a free doughnut. fuck yeah.

emm gryner basically owns my heart

2011-08-10T22:38:00.000-03:00

... i found snippets of her new album on amazon. at first i freaked out and listened to caio monday and then i stopped. i didn't know what to do. wait to hear them all on the real thing in spetember or ruin it right now because i'm so fuckin' impatient when it comes to her music BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH. ACK. i elected to only listen to the tracks that i know ... and then cry a bit because there's a chance i might have moved to freddy by the time her album gets here.

i don't understand where the time went

2011-08-09T23:25:00.000-03:00

24
and the days are ticking away. i got a promotion(?) at work which involves 8 and a half hour days starting at 8 afuckingm. i'm just not cut out for that type of thing and it's eating away at my social life (and our habits of drinking on weekdays and 3 am trips to tim hortons) ahhh well, it's back to freddyville soon. and back to roomies and rush. i am SO excited for rush!! and i get to see nick again. when we were in freddy in june we went creeping around the house and found a path in our back yard that leads directly to new res ... cheeeyah.

how is it the 26th?

2011-07-26T00:29:00.000-03:00

oh my god. i'm having such a good summer again. i love everyone i work with.

i love when it's all too much

2011-07-20T21:44:00.000-03:00

Nicolas says:
what is 2 things thats ment to be together for 2 hundread please
Elizabeth says:
what is you and me? haha.
Nicolas says:
hmmm
who are two people who havn't spoken in a summer for 500

good good

exchange of words

2011-07-12T23:53:00.003-03:00

'i'm bored.'
'me too. wanna come over?'
'ok, but i was so bored i started plucking my eyebrows. i have to finish my left eye or i'll look stupid. be done in about 5 mins.'

summer is going good. i have lots of friends and the boy i had a big ole crush on in grade 8 wants to 'get to know me.'

moments that make it

2011-07-01T13:24:00.000-03:00

it's just the silly things. the things you laugh at in the moment but if you think back to them in a year they've become so cherished. i think that i'm making a lot of those this summer.

last summer? oh god. sundays, just sundays as a whole. for some reason the best days were sundays. probably because it was and lukas' usual date night after work, which was always a time. like the time we all gathered in the front and played where's waldo? because there wasn't anyone in the store. or when i was on 8 and everyone eles was 1 - 4. jill came over and gave me a magazine of taylor lautner pictures because she felt bad for me.

and then she died!

2011-06-29T22:37:00.000-03:00

i like this very much.

i'mma write a short story ...

2011-06-16T20:03:00.002-03:00

about today. and i'm going to call it 'elizabeth's day off that was not relaxing'.

my favourite words:

2011-06-05T01:48:00.000-03:00

derelict.
reverie.
candelabra.

what we're ever really after

2011-06-02T00:29:00.001-03:00

baby, you're doing it wrong. all this expecting and waiting for a so-called 'good thing' to happen ...
i like driving anywhere and i like thunderstorms and eating chocolate chips and mentally bitch-slapping those who try and make me feel like an idiot for being a vegetarian. put those all together and there's as good as anything.

i will never accomplish this. i think visiting nick has the biggest chance ... and paling around with tara is last on this list. or maybe the seduction part. i think that's good be a hard one to get done.

today at werk:

2011-06-01T01:07:00.001-03:00

reading a magazine, vest cinched with a belt, not following the dress code, not on the red line, not wearing my name badge, not asking people about cards or donations,

it went a little like this

2011-05-26T21:10:00.001-03:00

because as odd a thing to admit to, it can play along. was i not sitting in the lounge in mcl for the very first time? that place was still new to me

stitched

2011-05-26T01:29:00.001-03:00

i mended the pants that i ripped climbing over the fence the night we first kissed. i think we changed into better people

syncopation

2011-05-15T21:13:00.001-03:00

nothing is ever going to be able to stop this. i love our ability to dream in beautiful.

paranormal activity

2011-05-10T00:17:00.001-03:00

he's not even online and hasn't said anything, it's just there somehow. totally freaky, right? i'll chose to interpret this as a sign.

you don't know why

2011-05-09T02:15:00.000-03:00

i feel like i'm living summer of 2010 again. mainly because i've been spending my days in a blissful oblivion. as far as 2010 goes, that summer was ass-kickin'. i had the bestest friends and boyfriend of my life, i was heading to a happy place in the fall and i could do no wrong when it came to work because i had everyone there wrapped around my fuckin' finger. there's something missing though, i wish katie was still here! we had the best times, i still crack myself up when i think of the time we were there during xmas season and we say joey at the courtesy desk and we start screaming "we love you, joey!", or 'pancake expert', the pizza nuggets ... 'i just see you going up to a super-store employee and yelling 'PIZZA NUGGETS!!' in their face, so many times in ctown, the chocolate ice cream ...
damn, why am i so nostalgic? i still use that lip-gloss, it's in my vest pocket.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Wal-Mart
one day, i will change this.

stigma, it is greek after all.

2011-05-08T22:50:00.000-03:00

today, at werk ... i was talking to one of the girls who is thinking of going to the massage school in freddyville. i got all excited and said 'you should rush my soroity! iota beta chi!' then, across the room another one of the girls there says 'oh god, she's a sorority girl.' i then had to defend my choice to be greek in the break room. when i say i'm part of ibx there's two reactions people have, only two. they either say 'they actually have those?' or they ask 'like in the movies?' then i have to say 'no, not at all like in the movies' it's not some cheesy group of drunks that movies portray, it's a group of amazing girls who i would never have otherwise met.
so yeah, that's my piece.

came appart

2011-05-06T01:23:00.000-03:00

i feel like it would be so hard to watch that building go down. to see a place that contributed so much to my childhood standing tall one moment, but reduced to rubble the next.
every sunday school lesson i sat through that i got nothing from. it's where i always imagined i'd get married. so many christmas eve services i sat through as a anxious child.
it was it's time though, i guess nothing can last forever.

election fever

2011-05-03T15:10:00.000-03:00

i voted for the first time yesterday! i've only been waiting for two years to do it, gosh. it was a great time though. my mom and i went and she got lots of pictures, including one with our liberal candidate.

me: i'm shocked that bev oda got re-elected but thrilled about justin trudeau and tony clement!
mom: the good, the bad and the ugly.

i must admit i enjoy tony's tweets an an mp. my twitter feed would be must less interesting without him. i also feel that he's vestford in 30 years.

same cologne, ex-girlfriends and the fact that nothing changes in this town

2011-05-01T22:32:00.000-03:00

i've been back in my little bubble for two days now and i must say it's good to be back. basically, i was walking up there just thinking 'why, why why why why whyyy am i doing this again?' and then i got there and val asked if i was wearing socks. so completely random, but that was the exact same thing she said to me on my first day back in 2009. the first person i saw who i was excited to see was brad, and that right there brought back the excitement. i love seeing people after long, long periods of time but i HATE goodbyes.
so then same old, same old. i asked steve what he had been up to these past 8 months and he said 'i'm now mentoring young boys' but of course i thought he said 'well, i've become really interested in young boys.' that was the kind of thing lukas and i would have laughed over for days. so when i saw him again i figured i should open with that story just to get him used to us being friends again. good laughs were had, thank god. everyone was asking me how awkward it was going to be working with him again. i may be an awkward person but i never want to be awkward with someone. that made no sense but i had a point. everyone still wears the same distinctive cologne, which comforts me because i don't like change.
phffttt. gingers.

26 is my favourite number

2011-04-26T19:45:00.000-03:00

because it all started sept 26th 2004.

& i want to be inside your heaven.

evrytime i read this

2011-04-26T16:50:00.000-03:00

tracklist for the record (in no order):

TRANSATLANTIC
HEARTSLEEVES
CIAO MONDAY
SURVIVE
HOME
NORTH OF THE BORDER
FAST EXIT
A LITTLE WAR
LAST DAY ON EARTH
AGELESS

I JUST GET SO EXCITED. a re-recording of little war AND fast exit? i am in love! and last day on earth finally released! i don't know any others but that just ADDS TO THE EXCITEMENT.
i love emm gryner more than i can articulate.